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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -Scott Adams
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Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
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Proof of sanity forged upon request.
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Things to do today: Get up. Survive. Go to bed.
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Got my Uzi, got some Scotch... let's go to Disneyland!
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Vampires are a pain in the neck.
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Xenophobia: It's everybody's problem.
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The idea is to die young as late as possible.
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Waar is de meester gebleven?
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Three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. -Steven Wright
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Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
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The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory.
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Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the world is evidently approaching. -Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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An eye for an eye will make the whole world go blind - Mohandas Ghandi
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -Winston Churchill
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I hate to repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once...
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If imam farts, the community will shit. -Turkish proverb
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A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is.
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Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw
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